Because i’m a teenager and I like to make pina coladas. Happy drinking and happy saturday everyone. #pinacolada #rum #coconut #alcohol #saturday #fun #delicious (Taken with instagram)
My favorite morning kitchen appliance. #keurig #morning #wakeUp (Taken with instagram)
At work today they gave us fortune cookies with the company president’s face on it. Das so cool #beast (Taken with instagram)
Because I’m fat. #food #foodporn #artichoke #pasta #beef #dinner #delicious #foodgasm #italian #YourMomEatsPasta #shmarvey #RevengeOfThePastaGods (Taken with instagram)
Because I’m fat. #breadpudding #food #foodporn #dessert #chocolate #caramel #diabetic #kanakattack #RevengeOfTheSugarGods (Taken with instagram)
My mom&I at my 8th Grade graduation. Sorry for the quality. Cameras were sh*tty back then. #throwbackthursday #tbt (Taken with instagram)
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Royce:
Aye homskee whats the plans for today
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Michie:
Hey sistren. I going work for like an hour. Leaving at 4 and i'll meet you. Am i gonna pick you up from work? or...
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Royce:
Yah, peek me ahp. but i drove today cause I wen miss da bahs dis morning. was all bahs from lahs night das why
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Michie:
lmfao. i thought you quit drinking?
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Royce:
yes. i was lying. i'm fat. fat people tend to miss the bus on occasion
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Michie:
hahah omg. so are you gonna be out on the street like a hooker then and i'[ll pick you up on a corner?
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Royce:
ummm. sadly... yes. that's how i make money. you want the phone number for my life insurance agent?
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Michie:
yes please. and what do i say?
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Royce:
that you are an angry black micronesian woman that hammers old ladys telephones. jk just call me at work and i'll transfer you to him. i'll coach you on what to say when you call me
I know people can’t live without the confirmation of others. But this is too damn much confirmation. P.s. enjoy the wiz khalifa background. @thenamestrey (Taken with instagram)
Fish are friends not food. #findingNemo #HeasBrucey (Taken with instagram)
Happy monday everyone. Lol. This made my morning. #twitter #dumbledore (Taken with instagram)
Can’t believe I’m back here. Wtf. #stream #nature #earth #kalihi (Taken with instagram)
Due to current weather conditions my fat ass is going to the beach. Kthxbai. #weather (Taken with instagram)
Apparently panda express wants me to become a stripper. I finally have a reason to put on that speedo I bought two years ago. Kthxbai #stripper #manwhore (Taken with instagram)
Because I’m fat my quest to find dinner has ended at the panda express drive thru. Bleh. #dinner #pandaexpress (Taken with instagram)
Spicy ahi. It sucked. #sushi #crap (Taken with instagram)
These are my thoughts.enjoy them
as if they are your own.
